My Next Door Neighbor-"Oh No he dinint!"~Revised

As some of you may know I am a PROUD owner of the cutest dog in America.  His name is Tio Joe and he is one of my best friends.  Being a first time dog owner; I will admit I was a bit 'obsessive' about being a good human to him.  I watched all the dogs shows and read books preparing for his arrival. One of the things that I take seriously is being a responsible  dog owner so on our daily walks, I am one of those people who ALWAYS picks up behind my dog.  I mean I have the scented bags with the holder to match the leash and everything!! 

So imagine my reaction one day when I was accosted by my next door neighbor as I was out walking Tio.  Okay, maybe I am being a bit ova dramatic...ugh (hate that term), but yeah he came at me kind of foul. 

The scenario went like this:  N: "Hey, why do you let your dog poop and pee on my grass?"..Me: "Wheettt??

For one thing, his 'grass' looks a hot mess and my dogs poop would give him free fertilizer and would probably improve it.  But the thing that got me was... Yeah my dog might pee on your grass...(can't pick that up), but IF and that was a big if.. my dog did go on his grass; I always picked it after him!! He neva saw my dog do much of anything on his grass, but he was acting like he just saw the dog doing it but I had walked away. 

 So needless to say I had to bring out the 'crazycreolefromeastoakland' that hides in me.  I cussed him all UP and DOWn the street!   I was so mad at him!! ~~He just looked at me like he wasn't expecting me to respond to him.  But just like that bully that needs to be put in his place; that sucka says 'Good Morning' to me EVERYtime he sees me now.  Ha ha ha. I didn't want to do it; but he messed with the wrong woman that day.